May 2012
55 posts
2 tags
3 tags
WANNA HAVE IT ON A T-SHIRT OR PHONE K COOL CLICK... →
11 tags
1 tag
adamusprime:
our-souls-ignite replied to your post: I’m glad the tour is happening and looking forward to seeing you make some comedy! I only know you though, who is everyone else and what are they doing?
I’m really hoping I can get the day off from my jobs for the SF show. Will there be any special guests there in addition to this amazing lineup?
i’m gonna email eugene mirman and beg him to...
7 tags
i’ll delete that picture once i get a decent one.
I WANT CAKE.
all the cake…
i drew a picture of spock. like a doodle. and i have no camera to take a decent picture of it.
cuz my sister took my car.
which has my camera in it.
like a butt.
a butt that ruins LIVES.
12 tags
12 tags
1 tag
my mother: do the dishes
me: noooooooOOOooooo
my mother: do you like having a phone?
me: yes, do you like getting ahold of me?
8 tags
i always have good hair days when i’m not going anywhere
8 tags
8 tags
12 tags
chances are if your music is linked to myspace i’m not gonna listen to it just cuz i don’t want that stupid extra window opened.
man
sondre lerche
is such a cutie
aw my dads blog is just a bunch of my songs reblogged. how cute.
but also REALLY HAPPY.
went to a wedding tonight
came home sad.
sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
everybody just SHUT UP.
i want so bad to show you all the picture i just took of myself but it is so ridiculously unflattering you guys will never look at me the same. but basically in words this is what my face looks like:
laksdg nlmdcnviawjebdanjesfffdfgbjjnvcvmnxvcnvlsd,mbadasdjadflg,mxcbasdfk
“words”
i miss my cat
I’LL KILL YOU
just took a bath in hopes of getting better
i’m still sick
you...
– facebook.com (via secksyguitarist)
tumblr is where i go to complain about facebook.
ellogoodchum:
j4keh replied to your post: fun fact: I can blow spit bubbles.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT I TRYED FOR LIKE A WEEK STRAIGHT UGH I CAN’T TO ANYTHING
i know i’m so skilled you should totally be jealous of me and all my glory
just did 5 in row
i’m disgusting
j4keh replied to your post: fun fact: I can blow spit bubbles.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT I TRYED FOR LIKE A WEEK STRAIGHT UGH I CAN’T TO ANYTHING
i know i’m so skilled you should totally be jealous of me and all my glory
1 tag
fun fact:
I can blow spit bubbles.
1 tag
i have a feeling that last photo is attracting a certain crowd
4 tags
one time me and my friend jeremy decided to do the most epic high-five and so we ran at top speed towards each other and jumped and high-fived mid-air.
turns out it wasn’t that epic
also my hand swelled up got all purple and red.
if you are bad at high-fiving then i most likely don’t like you very much.
i spent the last week watching the whole last season of the office and other shows while i had a hulu+ free trial.
so.. now i’m done with that…
pretty sure none of you get that. WHO CARES NOT ME.
anyways
anywheys
tina fey
tina wheys
1 tag
i wonder if people re-requesting to be my friend on Facebook thought i accidentally hit decline or delete.