dasiavou answered your question: man i haven’t been on tumblr in daaayzzzzz DID… no nobody likes you asia
we are showing our house to sell it and yesterday this lady came in with her 2-3 year old girl. and the girl found me in my room and showed me her flower jelly flip-flops and then everything else she was wearing then her mom came in and said that they had to go and she was like “no I wanna go to the park.. I wanna go to the park with my friend” and then turned to me and was like...
man i haven’t been on tumblr in daaayzzzzz DID YOU ALL MISS ME???
friend: ok plan B I will mail you the spaghetti
me: YES plan B works for me
friend: damn you you are suposed to say something along the lines of "no that won't work becaue by the time I get it, it will be stale and cold and yucky*
me: I eat old spaghetti all the time it's pretty good, i'm a poor person remember?
friend: BUT I WAS GOING TO GO TO PLAN C WIHCH INVOLVED A TARDIS
me: DAMN ME
friend: TARSIS (Time and relative spaghetti in space)
jcurno replied to your post: i always forget that all the people in the UK i… timezones are so weird yis.. you lucky butts get to be in the future.
i always forget that all the people in the UK i follow on twitter/tumblr/youtube are in close to an opposite time zone as me so they are like “maaaaaan it’s laaaate” and “i’m like what no it’s only 5pm.” yes james you reminded me of this.
my mom is a human female.
guys i’ve seriously run out of things to talk about/post. i’m just gonna post all about my mom. my mom is blonde.
dasiavou replied to your photo: who is this guy? who is he even.. umm you’re very helpful.
i have a rare sense of humor...
me: hah what you doin?
friend: watching aliens
me: Like are they there? Invading your house?! GEEZS MAN TAKE A PICTURE DON'T JUST STAND THERE