I AM NO FUN
Friend: what do you call a bear with an emotional disorder? Me: a care bear Friend: a bipolar bear Me: my answer is better. >:| Friend: what do you call a peach that fixes shoes? Me: a peach cobbler Friend: yeah. LESSON: I AM NO FUN.
My Etsy Shop →
dasiavou: Our name for the weed comes from the French Dent de Lion, meaning “lion’s tooth.” This refers to the jagged points on the leaves, which look like sharp teeth. The French grow dandelions to eat, just as we grow lettuce in our gardens. what no that cannot be why dandelions are called dandelions i mean i thought this was obvious
someone just answered a facebook question thingy about me saying no, tani is not a reliable person. WHAT.
Phone Call w/my Sister
Me: Hello? HEllo?? Sister: Hello? Me: … Sister: Mom? Me: No. Sister: MOM?? Me: No! Sister: Who is this? Me: Tani! Sister: oh well i kept asking who it was and you didn’t say anything! Me: yes i did! Sister:….Have you gotten the mail lately? Me: No, asia stole my key. Sister: K, bye. Me: *Burp* (End)
God people who walk their cats are weird. If you do this, you are weird. Not a bad person, just weird.
“EEEEEEGGGGGGGGGNOOOOOOOGGGGGG GO GET ME EEEEEEEEEGGGGNNOOOOGGGGGGG.” -mother
I think the worst part of my room being messy is the terrible walk back to my bed after I turn off the light. Especially when its the vacuum that’s been sitting there forever waiting to be used.
dasiavou: me: “no time is a good time to drink eggnog” / mom: “ya huh, breakfast.” / me: “breakfast…” / mom: “eggs” how did i not hear this?? also, i totally forgot i bought eggnog, where is it? i want breakfast now.
vincent and the doctor
wickedsmaht: in the beginning when amy accuses the doctor of being too nice to her and she can’t figure out why when van gogh tells amy he can hear her sadness but when she denies it, he points out that she’s crying when they fight the krafayis and the doctor accidentally addresses amy and van gogh as amy and rory when vincent visits the museum …so basically… oh my god doctor and...
so I had a sore throat, all I can eat is ice cream. I’m lactose intolerant. flip.